And so i begin with how they made me want to claw my eyes and ears off when they gave me the ''Safety Talk''. How to avoid getting an aneurism through sitting down at a computer chair for too long without releasing the pressure behind your knees.
Alas we met Alan Nash the Great Tech man. Sitting in a room whilst my butt grew ever so numb listening to this pudding pop man sing praises of Macs and tell us great stories, historical of course, of how 'real' men drank G and T whilst at work because no one else could smell it. A lie? I believe so, it would still have the alcoholic smell wafting around your ears, nose and eyes.
We have been advised, aka, forced into creating a blog on here, but i don't mind i already have a blog with this lot, it's just a pain to have to start over, i don't really want my Uni to have access to my personally blog, with all my teenage angst, and love drugged memories flooded with desperate tears. So here, i shall write about my life in Farnham, THE most interesting, exciting place to be for a person under the age of ..... death.
By Cas the journo.
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